Jul 16 2014

29(ish) flamingos

Sorry, doodle fans. There’s no doodle here. Check back next week for your usual dose of wacky scribbles.

Flamingo fans are in luck. Here’s a video I made for my lovely wife/editor’s 29th birthday. She’s a flamingo fan, too!

Feb 13 2013

Abby the Giant Robot 2: The Call of the Cosmos

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It’s a timeless Valentine’s Day tale: Boy meets girl; girl buys boy TV; boy and girl get married; boy dies in a tragic bowling accident 300 years later; grieving girl transforms into 30-foot-tall robot and starts ransacking cities; dead boy is resurrected as a zombie by desperate scientists; boy and girl blast off into space on a new adventure. Never before has this story been depicted on the silver screen—and it’s likely to stay that way. Instead, enjoy a simulated-oil-painting rendition of this storied couple as they search space for new digs.

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Feb 15 2012

Happy Valentine’s Day: Here is a picture of Abby as a giant robot

Most of us will die at some point in our lives. The hows and whys are hard to predict; industrial accidents, hungry monsters, and faulty organs are all equally likely culprits. Take comfort in the fact that nearly every living thing that has died has gone through this process before us, and it didn’t kill them, did it?

Lucky for me, my wife, Abby, is nearly immortal. Based on my estimates, she is looking at a lifespan that extends at least into the millennium range. Today’s doodle is an artist’s rendering of Abby on Valentine’s Day in 2313. She has clearly entered the giant robot stage of existence and is likely pausing here before razing another city, as is her wont. I’m going to assume her destructive tendencies stem from my untimely death in a bowling accident three decades earlier at the young age of 300. Lucky for her, me, and Earth, Science will leap forward in 2314, resurrecting me in zombie form. We’ll then blast off to the Moon or Europa, whichever has cooler cities to ransack.

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